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21st October 2014

Chat reblogged from {you keep saying these words} with 234,319 notes

  • (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  • Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  • Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  • Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  • Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  • Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  • (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  • Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  • Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  • (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  • Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  • Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  • Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  • Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  • (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  • Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  • Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  • Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  • (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

Source: notalwaysright.com

21st October 2014

Post reblogged from Riddles in the Dark with 29,544 notes

hexgoddess:

I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.

Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.

*Lol, I’m not sorry.

Source: punlich

21st October 2014

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lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

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21st October 2014

Post reblogged from Riddles in the Dark with 87,835 notes

ironicbaking:

when u date someone shy that turns out to be really dominateimage

Source: ironicbaking

21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from "They could play piano." with 1,754 notes

rnarinandthediamonds:
if something doesn’t work, feel free to message me and i’ll fix it
if a movie that you want to watch isn’t on here, message me and i’ll see if i can find it
if you have any questions how to get a movie working, message me
you do not have to download anything to watch any of these movies

misc:
juno 
the runaways 
back to the future 
back to the future II / III 
aquamarine 
spring breakers 
one direction: this is us
parkland 
the amazing spider-man
the avengers 
blackfish      
bully
series: 
harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone 
harry potter and the chamber of secrets 
harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban 
harry potter and the goblet of fire 
harry potter and the order of the pheonix 
harry potter and the half-blood prince 
harry potter and the deathly hallows I / II
|
twilight 
new moon 
eclipse 
breaking dawn I / II
|
iron man 
iron man 2 
iron man 3
|
the hunger games 
catching fire
|
teenage mutant ninja turtles 
teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze
|
percy jackson & the olympians: the lightning thief 
percy jackson: sea of monsters
|
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl 
pirates of the caribbean: dead man’s chest 
pirates of the caribbean: at world’s end 
pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides
movies based on books:
warm bodies 
the spectacular now 
vampire academy 
lolita (1962) 
lolita(1997) 
how i live now 
the great gatsby (1974) 
the great gatsby (2013) 
the perks of being a wallflower 
it’s kind of a funny story 
forrest gump 
girl, interrupted 
mean girls 
breakfast at tiffany’s 
now is good 
the host 
i am legend
romance:
stuck in love 
remember me 
titanic 
the last song 
dear john 
a walk to remember 
the notebook 
love actually 
50 first dates 
500 days of summer 
letters to juliet 
the wedding singer 
pretty in pink 
friends with benefits
comedy: 
the wolf of wall street 
click 
21 & over 
21 jump street 
that awkward moment 
bad boys 
bad boys II 
white chicks 
men in black 
men in black II 
men in black 3
musicals: 
pitch perfect 
rent 
burlesque 
the rocky horror picture show 
grease 
grease 2 
footloose (1984) 
footloose (2011)
disney/pixar:
frozen 
mulan 
mulan II 
finding nemo 
the lion king 
the lion 1 1/2 
the lion king 2: simba’s pride 
the little mermaid 
cars 
cars 2 
toy story 
toy story 2 
toy story 3 
peter pan (animation) 
return to never land 
peter pan 
tangled
horror: 
the purge 
the grudge 
the grudge 2 
the grudge 3 
the lost boys 
insidious 
insidious chapter 2 
one missed call 
paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 
carrie (1976) 
carrie (2013) 
the conjuring 

rnarinandthediamonds:

  1. if something doesn’t work, feel free to message me and i’ll fix it
  2. if a movie that you want to watch isn’t on here, message me and i’ll see if i can find it
  3. if you have any questions how to get a movie working, message me
  4. you do not have to download anything to watch any of these movies

misc:

juno 

the runaways 

back to the future 

back to the future II / III 

aquamarine 

spring breakers 

one direction: this is us

parkland 

the amazing spider-man

the avengers 

blackfish      

bully

series: 

harry potter and the sorcerer’s stone 

harry potter and the chamber of secrets 

harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban 

harry potter and the goblet of fire 

harry potter and the order of the pheonix 

harry potter and the half-blood prince 

harry potter and the deathly hallows I / II

|

twilight 

new moon 

eclipse 

breaking dawn I / II

|

iron man 

iron man 2 

iron man 3

|

the hunger games 

catching fire

|

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the secret of the ooze

|

percy jackson & the olympians: the lightning thief 

percy jackson: sea of monsters

|

pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl 

pirates of the caribbean: dead man’s chest 

pirates of the caribbean: at world’s end 

pirates of the caribbean: on stranger tides

movies based on books:

warm bodies 

the spectacular now 

vampire academy 

lolita (1962)

lolita(1997)

how i live now 

the great gatsby (1974)

the great gatsby (2013)

the perks of being a wallflower 

it’s kind of a funny story 

forrest gump 

girl, interrupted 

mean girls 

breakfast at tiffany’s 

now is good 

the host 

i am legend

romance:

stuck in love 

remember me 

titanic 

the last song 

dear john 

a walk to remember 

the notebook 

love actually 

50 first dates 

500 days of summer 

letters to juliet 

the wedding singer 

pretty in pink 

friends with benefits

comedy: 

the wolf of wall street 

click 

21 & over 

21 jump street 

that awkward moment 

bad boys 

bad boys II 

white chicks 

men in black 

men in black II 

men in black 3

musicals: 

pitch perfect 

rent 

burlesque 

the rocky horror picture show 

grease 

grease 2 

footloose (1984)

footloose (2011)

disney/pixar:

frozen 

mulan 

mulan II 

finding nemo 

the lion king 

the lion 1 1/2 

the lion king 2: simba’s pride 

the little mermaid 

cars 

cars 2 

toy story 

toy story 2 

toy story 3 

peter pan (animation)

return to never land 

peter pan 

tangled

horror: 

the purge 

the grudge 

the grudge 2 

the grudge 3 

the lost boys 

insidious 

insidious chapter 2 

one missed call 

paranormal activity 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 

carrie (1976)

carrie (2013)

the conjuring 

Source: rnarinandthediamonds

21st October 2014

Post reblogged from My hair smells like fire, my lips burn like ice with 822 notes

littlemammal:

weird inexplicable trend ive noticed among allies: unfailing habit of referring to drag queens they saw on TV by female pronouns while simultaneously struggling to refer to trans men, women, and nb folks they know IRL by the correct pronouns. very Strange and Mysterious

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21st October 2014

Post reblogged from Riddles in the Dark with 9,211 notes

poppyflowerpoetry:

fancyferengi:

hey guys, I just had a pretty cool idea. you know how next week (october 26- november 1) is asexual awareness week? it is INCREDIBLY important that everyone, asexual AND allosexual, makes it a Huge Freaking Deal. let’s make it blow up. let’s make it so that next year is asexual PRIDE, not AWARENESS. 

This is really important. Everyone deserves awareness and pride in their identity! Keep this in mind next week.

Source: fancyferengi

21st October 2014

Post reblogged from The Best of Humor & Entertainment with 104,112 notes

ailovekago:

cradily:

the gaming industry annoys me a lot because it has the potential to be the most creative and diverse outlet we have but like. nah. we got cod. and fifa. 0 female leading characters. the exact same slightly rough looking, dark haired, middle aged white dude.. 3/10

But at least you can image

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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

Source: clannyphantom